Why am I Single? Wednesday

Q: Why am I single?

A: Lean Pockets

1) I have lean pockets in my freezer.

2) I’ve eaten a lean pocket in the last 7 days.

3) I’ve eaten a lean pocket ever.

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One Response to “Why am I Single? Wednesday”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    4. I actually LIKE lean pockets.

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