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November 16, 2009

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Happy [?] Friday the 13th…

November 13, 2009

So it’s the 3rd Friday the 13th of 2009.

According to Wikipedia: Friday the 13th occurs when the thirteenth day of a month falls on Friday, which suspicion holds to be a day of good or bad luck. In the Gregorian Calendar this day occurs at least once, but at most three times a year….In 2009 this applies to the months of February, March and November.

February 13, 2009 – I was single (still am) I’d say that’s unlucky the day before Vday…

March 13, 2009 – Not my Birthday, Whatsoever.

And then there’s today November 13, 2009. I haven’t moved from my desk for fear of anything bad happening…

Donald Dossey, the founder of the Street Management Center and Phobia Institute told National Geographic”It’s been estimated that [U.S] $800 or $900 million is lost in business on this day because people will not fly or do business they would normally do,” (Per ABCNEWS.COM).

The next year to have three Friday the 13th dates will be 2012 (again per Wikipedia).

OH, that’s right 2012, you know the year the WORLD is supposed to end.
who knows they would be right ‘we were warned’.

And don’t say that I’m a weenie because I fear Friday the 13th. Henry Ford, FDR, and Napoleon all feared it.

But on the flip side…what’s really wrong with the number 13? It’s a baker’s dozen, and who would say no to an extra choc. chip cookie or frosted cupcake…HELLOOOO!

So on that note, I think I’ll have myself a baker’s dozen of bud lights tonight and all will be well.


Why am I Single…Week of 11/1

November 12, 2009

Q: Why Am I Single?

A: I had the following conversation with my roommate last night:

Me: Ugghh, what should I make for dinner?
Vickie(sarcastically): Well, why don’t you change things up, melt cheese on something.

Overheard at the office….

November 10, 2009

So you’ve seen the blog ‘Overheard in New York’ and they list ridiculous/funny things that are overheard in NY.

Well, I hate New York, and there are ‘inside’ jokes that I don’t quite (or will ever) appreciate. So I’ve decided to blog the ridiculousness I hear on a daily or weekly basis. Today, I was innocently walking by a row of cubes, and just stumbled on inspiration.

A super kind way to say: ‘You Look Like Sh*t’

Guy: I did not say you look like crap.
Girl #1: Of course you did!
Girl#2: No, you totally did.
Guy: All I said was ‘glasses today, huh?’, you can take what you want from that.

Some kids just don’t know how to play nice…

November 9, 2009

Elizabeth Lambert, you’re just a poor sport.

Sure I’m a collegiate has been. And yes, I’m sure I’ve taken a few cheap shots in the past. But someone, somewhere along the way somoeone should have taught Elizabeth Lambert to play nice:

Deep thoughts on working from home…

November 6, 2009

“Working from Home”, for most people, this means you’re taking your kid to the doctor, or you’re waiting for the cable guy to come, but actually being productive.

But for me, it typically means one of the following:

Never leaving my pj’s and watching crimeshows all the live-long-day. Or in t he summer, maybe going to the beach. Perhaps driving up to Vermont for a long weekend…or digging out my car from a ginormous snow-storm.
Today, it meant waking up, watching Ri-Ri on the today show and then heading to the South Shore Plaza to spend the $100 gift card I got ~ for being such a hard working girl! 😉
My trip to the SSP really got me thinking – what the eff are all these people doing bee-bopping around the mall on a work day?

Are they jobless? and if they are jobless, where are they getting the money to be shopping? I mean, I understand the annoying women I passed sitting at au bon pain holding up the ridiculous baby clothes they bought (with their hard-working hubbies ca$h) and the older women well, they’re obvi retired.

But the rest of the people there boggle my mind… I mean, the school-age children always throw me for a loop because it’s toads not vacation.

And then, I jump on the highway to head home, and what are all these cars doingg? Where are they going and/or coming from? It’s the same thing I think when I hit traffic late at night on say a Wednesday. Why isn’t the whole East coast a sleep?

Anway, time for my mid-day nap, after that if you need me, I’ll be doing squats in my living room to stretch out my new jeans (WAIS…?)…


November 5, 2009

Cussing at Work

Dear Employees,

It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore,a list of 18 New and Innovative ‘TRY SAYING’ phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1

Try Saying: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.

Number 2

Try Saying: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a f___ing bit__.

Number 3

Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4

Try Saying: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF : No f___ing way.

Number 5

Try Saying: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6

Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7

Try Saying: I wasn’t involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f___ing problem.

Number 8

Try Saying:That’s interesting. I
NSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9

Try Saying: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.

Number 10

Try Saying: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn’t you tell me sooner?

Number 11

Try Saying: He’s not familiar with the issues…
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.

Number 12

Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF : Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13

Try Saying: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14

Try Saying: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I’m on salary.

Number 15

Try Saying: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16

Try Saying: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17

Try Saying: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18

Try Saying: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources

Quote of the Day 11/5/2009

November 5, 2009

“You just don’t have an ear for pop music like I do” ~Me

Why am I Single Wednesday?

November 5, 2009

I know..a day late – per usual.

Q: Why am I Single?

A: ——–>