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Why am I Single Wednesday

October 21, 2009

I know you’ve been waiting for this one.

Q: Why am I single?

A: On Saturday, while tailgating at the BC football game, I had the following conversation/encounter with Beef, my twin sister…it went as follows.

Me: Hey Beef, give me a bite of your cookie.

Beef holds her cookie up to my face for a bite.

I proceed to put up 1 finger

Me(mouth full): Hold on let me finish this donut first