Happy Halloween!

October 30, 2009

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Dancing Babies…

October 28, 2009

Lil’ baby doing the stanky legg…

hilarious and far less creepy than that dancy baby from ally mcbeal…

Upgrade/Downgrade

October 27, 2009

Today I posted on someone’s facebook wall:

“umm in the words of miley cyrus, I can’t wait to see you againn :)”

My previous go to was “In the words of babyface, When can I see you again?”

upgrade/downgrade? I’m unsure…

Jams O’ the Day

October 27, 2009

My Jams O’ the Day

Full Video Here

Akon & David Guetta – Sexy Bitch

Black Eyed Peas – Meet Me Halfway

AOL Radio, I got the powahh…

October 26, 2009

I am was a pandora.com listener. I have my ‘HSM’ and ‘Glee Cast’ stations that I can’t get enough of. I’d heard my good friend Shark gripe about the crazy rule they have, and hadn’t yet experienced for myself. This lovely Monday morning I get this message:

I’ve whaaat? and you want me to whaaat? Say Whaaaaat? Monthly listening limit,?PAY $0.99?

I think not Pandora.com, I think not.

I’ve already put up with the addition of their annoying advertisements. Like the one for Where the Wild Things Are that plays about every 4 songs…if you think that stupid song “L-O-V-E it’s a mystery oooooh…” is a song that DOESN’T get stuck in your head just like “This is the song that doesn’t end it just goes on and on my friend,” you’re totally wrong (see here if you don’t know what I’m talking about).

Regardless, I had to find a way to listen to some jams (fo free, fo sho) this morning. So I ventured to AOL Radio to see what was up…

Immediately I went to the Pop section. ’90’s Pop seemed like it would be right up my alley. I threw my earphones in to rock out. After listening to Robyn: ‘Do You Know What it Takes?’, K-Ci & JoJo: ‘All My Life’, and Venga Boys: ‘Boom Boom Boom Boom!’ I heard a song that took me wayyyy back. The song was like my anthem in 1990..

That’s right, it’s Snap: ‘The Power’.



Now I bet you’re thinking, ‘But Popprincess you’re so young how could a song from 1990 be your jam?’

Well back in 1990 when i was 4, Moose convinced me to cross the monkey bars and promised she would catch me if I fe.l. I started to fall and Moose ran for the hills. I broke my arm and was put in a cast. This must have sparked some sort of anger in a young pprincess…

When Moose and Beef picked on me (because I was a scrawny 4 year old). I would hit them with my cast and the shout from the top of our stair case ‘I GOT THE POWAHHHH [OWAH OWAH]’. That’s right, it would echo down the staircase.

So thank you AOL radio, for bringing me back to my roots.

Lady Crush

October 23, 2009

Probably more or less obsessed with this song.

Why am I Single Wednesday

October 21, 2009

I know you’ve been waiting for this one.

Q: Why am I single?

A: On Saturday, while tailgating at the BC football game, I had the following conversation/encounter with Beef, my twin sister…it went as follows.


Me: Hey Beef, give me a bite of your cookie.

Beef holds her cookie up to my face for a bite.


I proceed to put up 1 finger

Me(mouth full): Hold on let me finish this donut first

WTF, Work Sucks Wednesday.

October 21, 2009

Today, I got in a war with a short bald annoying man over a conference room.

I was in said room with about 12 people, a projector running, and he tried to kick me out once and failed. Came in AGAIN, and succeeded. I lost a pissing match with a short man I could probably bench press.

I was flustered and frustrated, and being the emotional wreck that I am, I couldn’t hold my shit together. I got a bit teary eyed on the walk to holding my meeting in the freaking cafeteria

Somehow, someway, I was able to slightly pull my shit together and quickly went through most everything I needed to. After the meeting I knew I was going to flip out. I bombed to the bathroom opposite the cafeteria (the one I don’t typically use).

I took a left into the bathroom, put down my note book and grabbed some paper towels to try and collect myself.

After about a minute and a half a man walked in, I looked at him, he looked at me and he said, very matter-of-factly:

“You’re in the Men’s Room”.


I looked in the mirror to see a wall urinals behind me.
Immediately, I BOMBED the hell out of there.
So you could say I have had better days…

Why am I Single – Thursday

October 15, 2009

Q: Why am I single?
A: I have previously discussed the website This is why you’re fat.com. After looking at items like the ‘Cookie Cake Pie’ (A layer of chocolate chip cookie dough and a layer of rainbow cake mix baked in a pie crust and topped with icing and sprinkles) and the McGang Bang (a McChicken inside of a Double Cheeseburger). You really wonder what the world has come to.

But a coworker and I began discussing what we could make that they might post on the website. We decided we could create the ‘MiniWonderNutter’- (A Club Sandwich consisting of 3 Slices of Wonder bread layered with Peanut Butter and Cadbury Mini-Eggs).

No I haven’t actually tried this (probably only because mini-eggs are out of season) but I’d totally eat it if they weren’t. perhaps thisiswhyyourefat.com should link to thisiswhyyouresingle.com…just sayin’…

I wish I was 15…

October 13, 2009

Is it bad I wish I was 15? And not because I could drink in the woods without being a creep and eat as much ice cream as a damn well pleased…

And he sings Rihanna…

And Kanye/Drake